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Hey there, plant lover!  You’ve just stepped into the ultimate garden-inspired wonderland, filled with cheeky, clever, and downright fabulous merch made for those who like to get their hands dirty (and look good doing it). Whether you're here for the sassy shirts, witty mugs, or must-have garden gear, we’ve got something to make your green thumb and your sense of humor thrive!
 
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You Can't Handle My Bulbs - Garlic Lover's Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

You Can't Handle My Bulbs - Garlic Lover's Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

$15.00Price
Turn heads and sprout some laughter with this cheeky "You Can’t Handle My Bulbs" tee! Featuring a sassy, swagger-filled garlic bulb with just the right amount of attitude, this shirt is perfect for gardeners, foodies, and anyone who appreciates a good pun.

Made from ultra-soft fabric, this unisex tee is as comfortable as digging in fresh soil—without the dirt under your nails. Whether you're planting in the garden, cooking up something delicious, or just flexing your bulb-growing superiority, this shirt lets the world know that not everyone can handle what you’re cultivating.

Perfect for:
Gardeners with a sense of humor
Garlic lovers who know their cloves are superior
Anyone who enjoys a little sass with their soil

Get yours now and let them know—they just can’t handle your bulbs!

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Some photos included in the plant descriptions have been sourced from the same source as the seeds, including Baker Creek, Eden Brothers, and Wild Boar Farms. 

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