New Sassy Garden Merch Just Dropped!

You asked for more sass, and we delivered. Our newest line of sassy garden merchandise is live on the site—and trust us, it’s got attitude. Whether you’re the kind of gardener who talks sweet to your seedlings or throws side-eye at slugs, we’ve got tees, totes, and accessories that speak your language.

Bold. Botanical. Slightly cheeky. Just the way we like it.

Plus, while you're there, don’t forget to check out what we’re growing this season! Our 2025 plant list is up, and we’re pretty proud of the gorgeous starts we’ll have at this year’s 3rd Annual Plant Sale at C'Mon Inn!

Quick tip: Use the links at the top of the page to peek at new merch (SHOP) and browse this year’s plant lineup (2025 Plants). Your garden (and your wardrobe) will thank you.

Now go get your sass on—because who says gardening can’t be a little extra?